Air Force Major Aims Low

There are several other fine blogs about Capella University and their unethical practices; these include: Capella University Sucks, Transparency by Design Exposed, and Capella University Lawsuits.

Also, there are several fine blogs that parody the marketing drivel produced by Capella’s PR Department, including: Crapella Blogs - Bogus blogs about Capella University; Big city mayor has a brush in with online education, Air Force major aims low, Closing Down on IT, Dreary of Endurance, Meryl’s Marathon, One Green Beret’s Journey, and Soldier Forgets Ph.D.

Enjoy!

After Katrina wiped out my humble abode (or was that commode?), I decided I needed some psychiatric help and enlisted in the Air Force. I had heard they offered GREAT benefits for people like me and, besides, I could even get a discount to Crapella University! Isn’t that great?! I knew I’d never get accepted into Harvard or Yale - heck, I even tried to get into Lacrosse University but, because Capella University hires instructors from that diploma mill, I couldn’t enroll. Heck, it was possible that I could even be studying with one of Capella University’s charlatans who graduated from Lacrosse! So, I plunked down the BIG BUCKS to enroll at a fully accredited online school just so that I too could attach a few cute initials after my name. I can’t wait to tell you more!